Sussex Police E-Fit Woes

Sussex Police have caused much confusion and amusement with the release of this e-fit. Instead of being a sim-esque caricature of Prince, or the latest member of the Village People, the (badly) pictured man in a dapper neckscarf is wanted on suspicion of grabbing and dragging a 13 year old girl in a cemetery near Brighton at 08:10 on April 26th 2017. She managed to break free and was unharmed.

Anyone with information on this jazzy suspect is urged to call the police non-emergency number 101.

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