‘We choose to
buy 48 Creme Eggs in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard’ – JFK.
Now, firstly, it’s a CREME-PRONOUNCED-CREAM-EGG. Let’s not even get onto that controversy.
So, on Facebook I follow a deal group because who doesn’t love cheap stuff? It said that on Amazon there was a deal- 48 Creme Eggs for £15.00. Normally I would ignore deals like this but it got me curious- what eggsactly (see what I did there?) could you make with 48 Creme Eggs?
So, I did what any millennial would do and asked the internet, yes the very same people responsible for Boaty McBoatface and the flat earth theory, and I shall be testing and documenting the responses and results.
Suggestion one- the Creme Egg Toastie
- White bread slices (2)
- A cream egg sliced in half
- A toastie machine, obvs
I’m not going to teach your grandmother to suck eggs, you make a toastie with the above mentioned ingredients.
It smells REVOLTING whilst it toasts, like burnt chocolate, and because of the fondant it does not toast well and is still flabby and white after the first round of toasting, so it endured two rounds.
Absolutely gross. To get the bread to toast properly the chocolate had to burn slightly, and the fondant turned into some form of tooth adhesive. It was sickly sweet, think fried mars bar but even less classy.